Decrepisy‘s death metal debut is absolutely incredible and will get that body movin’! Listen for yourself @ Bandcamp.
NOW BREWING: BRANDYWINE COFFEE ROASTERS
Part of a new series!
Brandywine Coffee Roasters, Wilmington DE USA
Ethiopia Guji Washed (peach, sweet tea, lemon bars)
ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!!!
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Music: Polo & Pan – “Dragon Pom Z” (2014)
STEEL BEARING HAND DANCE VIDEO
We’re nearing the midpoint of 2021, and I had to pay homage to my absolute favorite album so far, STEEL BEARING HAND‘s Slay In Hell. It’s forty minutes of blackened thrash death fun, and every song has a CHANGE at the “golden ratio” point that gets me riled every listen.
Their hocus-pocus song arrangements are especially prevalent on “‘Til Death & Beyond” where this incredible breakdown emerges from nowhere and leads to a full-on butt dance for 2 minutes. I captured 45 seconds of it above.
Listen for yourself! (Bandcamp)
Inspiration: Steel Bearing Hand, Lil Nas X “Montero” (a capella video), Andrew WK, summertime, and the Power Of The Peach™
SAVAGE GARDEN KARAOKE
Dose #1 complete, celebrating with some Savage Garden karaoke! One main vocal track, two backing vocal tracks, all done in ONE (1) take because karaoke rules apply.
MELANCHOLIA FANBOY PROMO
My favorite album of February 2021 is by Melancholia. All sorts of blackened fury along the likes of Churchburn, Yautja, and Graves At Sea. Listen at their Bandcamp!
background videos: courtesy of Pexels.com
–Justin Ashon
–Poolside Creative
–Kelly Lacy
–Typhoon Bro
–Mike Sagma
–熊大 旅遊趣
MY INTERNAL SINGING VOICE #2
Part two of a new series!
MY INTERNAL SINGING VOICE
Part one of a new series!
MY “I NOW OWN A GREEN SCREEN” DANCE
music: “Pluie Fine” by Corine (Polo & Pan remix)
background videos: courtesy of Pexels.com
–Engin Akyurt
–Cottonbro
–Caleb Oquendo
–Pixabay
MY VIDEOS OF 2020
I made some videos last year. I did not post them on jtextreme.com so here are my personal favorites of 2020. I plan to regularly post them here going forward, and not just my Twitter & Instagram, because why not?!
Void Rot is a phenomenal death doom band from Minneapolis, and they released one of my favorite albums of the year. I had to pay tribute. Listen and experience Descending Pillars here.
Celebrating my consistent af brews, this is my coffee pourover hype video set to Eternal Champion‘s “I Am The Hammer“
Created in March, my isolation meltdown consisted of Tim Allen grunts over Live’s “Lakini’s Juice”
The first of my fanboy vids set to Temple Of Void‘s “Self-Schism” from their 2020 monster The World That Was
My friends and I usually get together and throw on records but haven’t been able to since Covid. I got my ideal home audio setup and wanted them to see it. Temple Of Void also makes a cameo.
THE BEST BUTTHOLE ALBUM ART AWARDS OF 2020
Welcome to the Butthole Album Art Awards (BHAAAs)!
Here are 50 albums that best represent this stinker of a year!
SHRIEKING wins best in show with their 2020 blowout smash hit!
[Bandcamp]
ATAVISMA, VOID ROT, and you all star in the worst circle pit that’s ever been produced!
[Bandcamp]
DIESPNEA serving up a black metal bullseye!
[Bandcamp]
TOMARUM: Make ’em say uhh!
[Bandcamp]
When you saw only one pair of footprints (in the cave),
It was then I carried you (to see the orb BH)
–EXITIUM SUI
[Bandcamp]
GOD OF DAMNATION: Can I offer you a nice BH in this trying time?
[Bandcamp]
“All hail the endless BH void” by WILLS DISSOLVE
[Bandcamp]
HEXVOID sportin’ some nightmare splatter teeth
[Bandcamp]
GOREPHILIA: Red skies at night, BH delight!
[Bandcamp]
CEREMONIAL BLOODBATH: No gods, only BHs
[Bandcamp]
AFFLICTION VECTOR and their Dragon Jesus BH cordially invite you to their party!
[Bandcamp]
DYSYLUMN‘s magic 8-ball successfully predicted a monumental year for BH artwork
[Bandcamp]
Inside the belly of the beast with SUPER SATAN
[Bandcamp]
Catch a monster BH wave with DRAGHKAR!
[Bandcamp]
SWARN: get. out. now.
[Bandcamp]
DÖ I have something on my face?
[Bandcamp]
DVNE getting extra piney on us with their new EP
[Bandcamp]
A fly-by-how-YOU-doin? from STARLESS DOMAIN and ARKHTINN!
[Bandcamp]
A real “choose-your-own-adventure” courtesy of this MORTIFERUM / HYPERDONTIA split!
[Bandcamp]
INVISIBLE HATE: Fanning the flames of the almighty BH
[Bandcamp]
GRAVEN CHALICE: The reason for the season BH!
[Bandcamp]
DAUGHTER CHAOS with their take on the melodic spiderweb BH
[Bandcamp]
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom BH, and your mind is moving low
–DECOHERENCE
[Bandcamp]
ELVENSCROLL with roughage at an absolute premium
[Bandcamp]
SONS OF OTIS showing some serious moon with bonus crater notes
[Bandcamp]
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don’t ever shine
–MESARTHIM
[Bandcamp]
Another glorious moon from IAGOL
[Bandcamp]
DEUS MORTEM showcasing several snake forest BHs (my fav kind)
[Bandcamp]
OZRIC TENTACLES fancy a game of BH footy
[Bandcamp]
VENEMOUS SKELETON flexing so hard that all the lightning bolts are like, “Hey we better follow this BH and find out what’s up”
[Bandcamp]
VOIDSPHERE diffusing haters with their nebulous BH
[Bandcamp]
PNEUMA HAGION really putting their back into it
[Bandcamp]
All in all is all we are,
An endless BH
–WARLUST
[Bandcamp]
KaleidoBH by IRHAGAR
[Bandcamp]
DEATHSPAWN with that signature ivory BH touch
[Bandcamp]
Rorschach BH by DAME SILÚ de MORDOMOIRE
[Bandcamp]
But I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true BH
–KORPSESOTURI
[Bandcamp]
“Whoops tripped and fell into another BH!”
–SELF HYPNOSIS
[Bandcamp]
Pit Of Despair BH by HIDDEN MOTHERS
[Bandcamp]
Scythe BH from MOTHMAN AND THE THUNDERRBIRDS
Watch where yer swinging that thing dude!
[Bandcamp]
Sacred night shiner BH courtesy of FRIGORIS
[Bandcamp]
Crescent Runny BH Face by SONS OF A WANTED MAN
[Bandcamp]
THE SPIRIT (in the sky that looks like a BH)
[Bandcamp]
Ring-A-Round The BH by UNDERDARK
[Bandcamp]
ORION – “Mysterivm Cosmographicvm (Observatory Relic BH)”
[Bandcamp]
“Only Time Will Tell (When You Enter The BH)” by CONTRARIAN
[Bandcamp]
The Old Man And The Looming BH by AARSLAND (yes that’s really their name!)
[Bandcamp]
“My eyes are down here”
–ENDLESS REIGN
[Bandcamp]
Those who reach the BH peak will find
As mountain’s eyes become their own
–SOULSTESS
[Bandcamp]
MOUNTAINEER with their BH screamer “Bloodletting”
[Bandcamp]
Thanks for visiting! Happy 2021!
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